When the fuck are you going to die? I'm increasingly sick of constantly being reminded that Darwin was right. you weren't born you were hatched and if you expect me to trust anything you ever say/do you are sadly mistaken......
M
5/6/08
4/9/08
Sniper
Being the semi nerd i am i have discovered a new game that is the most brilliant thing ever. some of you may wonder what a semi nerd is... it is a person who likes doing nerd things but without the large and ever-expanding intellectual brain power. the game im talking about is Sniper Elite. this game of using tact and stealth to kill countless enemies (graphically) warms the cockles of this black heart. this is part of my on going new years resolution: to share with people some of my positive thoughts on things among the negative or cynical truths. this is definitely a game in which i could spend hours upon hours upon hours.
Sniper Elite (5 stars from me. best.game.ever)
Sniper Elite (5 stars from me. best.game.ever)
3/17/08
some junkie homeless bitch
Today in my pointless adventure around a neighboring suburb i was taken back by the amount of filth infecting the downtown street. unshowered old men that stink like rancid fecal matter, to idiotic 10 year old that are smoking and stealing. all these people are worthy of any of the diseases i can wish upon them; although i feel compelled to focus all my bitterness to the certain kind of person i unfortunately had to communicate with.
i was smoking a cigarette minding my own fucking business when a fested looking woman sits down near me. Now a good pre-text to this story would be that i just spent my last money on smokes and was only in possession of 70 measly cents. i give her a look of disgust and begin to get up and walk away from this person who smelt worse than she looked which is beyond belief.
she follows me for a few meters before basically yelling "oi mate, can i have 3 bucks?".
rude-fucking-bitch.
i reach into my pocket and grab my last $0.70....at this point i am more interested in getting away from this douche. i drop the change into his rancid womans hand and she says.......nothing.
not one "thanks" or "cool" or "fuck" nothing. not only did i just give her my LAST 70 cents i also didnt tell her to fuck off and she didnt even thank me! AND while im questioning her ethics who the fuck asks for 3 dollars when they are after money..... isn't that a bit fucking rich.... when you are a beggar you take what you can get and be thankful that anyone gave you anything, you ungrateful cuntslime. last time i give money to anyone EVER.
next time you ask for money try asking which way the moving cars are and do us all the favour of killing yourself.........bitch.
M
i was smoking a cigarette minding my own fucking business when a fested looking woman sits down near me. Now a good pre-text to this story would be that i just spent my last money on smokes and was only in possession of 70 measly cents. i give her a look of disgust and begin to get up and walk away from this person who smelt worse than she looked which is beyond belief.
she follows me for a few meters before basically yelling "oi mate, can i have 3 bucks?".
rude-fucking-bitch.
i reach into my pocket and grab my last $0.70....at this point i am more interested in getting away from this douche. i drop the change into his rancid womans hand and she says.......nothing.
not one "thanks" or "cool" or "fuck" nothing. not only did i just give her my LAST 70 cents i also didnt tell her to fuck off and she didnt even thank me! AND while im questioning her ethics who the fuck asks for 3 dollars when they are after money..... isn't that a bit fucking rich.... when you are a beggar you take what you can get and be thankful that anyone gave you anything, you ungrateful cuntslime. last time i give money to anyone EVER.
next time you ask for money try asking which way the moving cars are and do us all the favour of killing yourself.........bitch.
M
3/11/08
???
i wonder if its possible to hurt someone purely by wishing them pain.
any ideas on how one would do this? anyone found the secret of causing agonising physical pain using only mind-power/concentrated hate? i would be interested in learning this useful skill.
M
any ideas on how one would do this? anyone found the secret of causing agonising physical pain using only mind-power/concentrated hate? i would be interested in learning this useful skill.
M
3/10/08
sweet filly
My conclusion of analysis, generally and specifically lately, of women i am interested in is not broad for the simple fact that basically me being interested in relationships with anyone is a futile exercise at this point. but alas i find myself caught up in the wheelings and dealings of what i will admit to be as a mutual flirting relationship. we seem to be contempt flirting around the edges of admitting that we like each other, although this is possibly a good thing for now it has occurred to me that this girl is possibly more trouble than i wish to accept. i have found that among her usual good humour and fun insults lies a touchy and volatile underbelly.
After few displays of her mistaking my humour for seriousness i notice she cannot usually tell when i am joking and when i am not. This is quite disheartening as it usually results in me feeling like i have to scream, and draw attention to the fact that she takes my jokes too seriously. As out of practice i am at courting women i am willing to entertain the notion that it is me with the problem, but it has been apparent before that she takes things out on people that dont deserve it..
As it hasn't happened enough for me to totally with-hold from speaking to her, i am slowly being pushed away.. maybe thats the way it should be.. maybe thats the way i like it.. maybe im looking for the kind of girl that hates me sometimes, maybe its what i deserve. all time low.
fucking make it easier!! .........loco woman!
M
Edit:
On recent pursuits i have come to relise this woman only serves as the mouthpeice for undesirable women around this brown mortal coil. Therefore any attempt to further communications with her would be futile at best. Limp minded bawd.
After few displays of her mistaking my humour for seriousness i notice she cannot usually tell when i am joking and when i am not. This is quite disheartening as it usually results in me feeling like i have to scream, and draw attention to the fact that she takes my jokes too seriously. As out of practice i am at courting women i am willing to entertain the notion that it is me with the problem, but it has been apparent before that she takes things out on people that dont deserve it..
As it hasn't happened enough for me to totally with-hold from speaking to her, i am slowly being pushed away.. maybe thats the way it should be.. maybe thats the way i like it.. maybe im looking for the kind of girl that hates me sometimes, maybe its what i deserve. all time low.
fucking make it easier!! .........loco woman!
M
Edit:
On recent pursuits i have come to relise this woman only serves as the mouthpeice for undesirable women around this brown mortal coil. Therefore any attempt to further communications with her would be futile at best. Limp minded bawd.
3/7/08
The Cynical Kitten
I am quite aggrevated at juvenile and untalented wanks that think it is funny to ruin good graffiti art with mere drawings of cocks or the equivilent their tag. People work fucking hard to be good at what they do and graffiti is no exception. It seems that "Capping"(1) as it is known is becoming evermore popular with dickheads generally with the talent and intelligence of a burnt stick. THESE fuckclumps are the reason why graffiti has a bad name, THESE are the fuckclumps that give youth a bad name, and THESE are the kind of people i would get much enjoyment out of watching them perish.
if i ever catch some piss-ant bombing any of my peices i will twist their heads off.
M
1. Capping = drawing tags or unwanted drawings on peices of graffiti
if i ever catch some piss-ant bombing any of my peices i will twist their heads off.
M
1. Capping = drawing tags or unwanted drawings on peices of graffiti
2/12/08
Dylan Moran
This man is the epitome of genius and humour. He is a tribute to mans endurance in a medium sized black suit and messy hair. A smoking, drinking demigod and you shall bow at his feet and voice your inferiority to all that surrounds.
Fuck the tube.
Theres really only a few things i dont hate about television. Keeping in mind i am of low socioeconomic stature and cant afford a still somewhat expensive sattelite dish corroding on my roof and subsequently i am subject to the diminutive and uninspiring free-to-air television that is killing me slowly and painfully from the inside of my eyeballs.
I can name only a handful of shows that actually appeal to me and my age group, yet they are constantly interrupted by idiotic and repetitive advertisements telling me to stop smoking or to get a free holiday to a place i don't fucking care about if i take out a home loan for which they wont approve me for anyway and they are subject to constant editing of episodes in order to fit them in a late night time slot to fill their youth content expectations.
Shows that push the boundaries and are informative with actual facts and genuinely appeal to a large audience of young people and young adults are torn down by other facets of the media industry either saying they are offensive or inappropriate in some way. Chasers War On Everything springs to mind also south park. When will these fucking absurdly unintelligent wankers get over their precious and insignificant little lives, lower their exorbitant moral expectations of their seemingly human inequivalent and open their feeble and decrepit minds to the importance of the entertainment and information for younger generations of people.
Bring back "Recovery" you fucking foreskin diseased muppets.
M
I can name only a handful of shows that actually appeal to me and my age group, yet they are constantly interrupted by idiotic and repetitive advertisements telling me to stop smoking or to get a free holiday to a place i don't fucking care about if i take out a home loan for which they wont approve me for anyway and they are subject to constant editing of episodes in order to fit them in a late night time slot to fill their youth content expectations.
Shows that push the boundaries and are informative with actual facts and genuinely appeal to a large audience of young people and young adults are torn down by other facets of the media industry either saying they are offensive or inappropriate in some way. Chasers War On Everything springs to mind also south park. When will these fucking absurdly unintelligent wankers get over their precious and insignificant little lives, lower their exorbitant moral expectations of their seemingly human inequivalent and open their feeble and decrepit minds to the importance of the entertainment and information for younger generations of people.
Bring back "Recovery" you fucking foreskin diseased muppets.
M
2/10/08
peoples over-indulgance
Spending some time on internet monstrosity Myspace lately and i cant help but notice the amount of desperate people infecting the web. People that write detailed, meaningful, pathetic blurbs about their lives beleiveing people care about their deplorable exsistances and how they hate smokers and they love eating their own shit, tooting their own horn and masterbating violently because they can do it better. I came across something yesterday that made me both cringe and laugh bitterly at not only the stupidity, but to the extent that this one girl divulged on a public and most likely well-visited site. after seeing a photo of her wrapped in nothing but a bed sheet with her cliche mascara running i read on.
she writes "I mean give me a break i have parents of my own and i don't need my birthmother in my life. I mean she is the one that chose to abuse me and neglect and let her boyfriend molest me and almost drowned me for christ's sake." she goes on and on, pointlessly about how her birthmother wont leave her alone then starts a new paragraph with this little peice of writing genius. "Then to make it worse i find a brother whom tells me that if i wasn't his sister and i wasn't married that he would make love to me in a second." Sounds like a brilliant family envirmonment. Her real mum wants her back in her life after years of abuse, probally so they can regain some sort of welfare benifit and her brother wants to fuck her brains out. incest.....enough said.
Her little rant about herself didnt have its desired effect on me. am i ment to feel sorry for her? am i supposed to add this person as a "friend" and try and get along with someone like that, am i supposed to think a little self-indulgent attention seeking blurb makes her a stronger person. i dont want to know your problems. And if i did, which i dont, i would ask whats wrong. You see the thing with humans is we are all hopelessly selfish. Nobody REALLY cares 100% about you. Have u ever told someone close to you a problem and instead of trying to talk to you about it as if u were competant in understanding your own situation, they start talking about their experiences somehow making a connection between situations and pretending that it made them feel the same? that somehow because they had been through something slightly similar they feel they have the right to know how anyone feels? of course you have. These are the people (90% or more of human society) that make me sick and want to break my own legs. From oversharing blabbering idiots to the normal functioning selfish adults...... i have no time for you.
kill yourself.....quickly
M
she writes "I mean give me a break i have parents of my own and i don't need my birthmother in my life. I mean she is the one that chose to abuse me and neglect and let her boyfriend molest me and almost drowned me for christ's sake." she goes on and on, pointlessly about how her birthmother wont leave her alone then starts a new paragraph with this little peice of writing genius. "Then to make it worse i find a brother whom tells me that if i wasn't his sister and i wasn't married that he would make love to me in a second." Sounds like a brilliant family envirmonment. Her real mum wants her back in her life after years of abuse, probally so they can regain some sort of welfare benifit and her brother wants to fuck her brains out. incest.....enough said.
Her little rant about herself didnt have its desired effect on me. am i ment to feel sorry for her? am i supposed to add this person as a "friend" and try and get along with someone like that, am i supposed to think a little self-indulgent attention seeking blurb makes her a stronger person. i dont want to know your problems. And if i did, which i dont, i would ask whats wrong. You see the thing with humans is we are all hopelessly selfish. Nobody REALLY cares 100% about you. Have u ever told someone close to you a problem and instead of trying to talk to you about it as if u were competant in understanding your own situation, they start talking about their experiences somehow making a connection between situations and pretending that it made them feel the same? that somehow because they had been through something slightly similar they feel they have the right to know how anyone feels? of course you have. These are the people (90% or more of human society) that make me sick and want to break my own legs. From oversharing blabbering idiots to the normal functioning selfish adults...... i have no time for you.
kill yourself.....quickly
M
i quit.
Most people that i deal with are the absolute bottomfeeders of society, bloodsucking leeches on the arse of the world. once upon a time i thought i could help the scum but alas as current and recent events unfold i cant help but feel like id rather cause their problems then help them through their problems.
i know half of them are victims of circumstance and i should feel sorry for them but they dont even feel sorry for themselves. A good percent of them are just as mentally able as their social oppisite yet they feel the need to make other peoples lives hard for the pure fact of making them feel better that their life is fucked up. I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU. All you fuckers could disapear and it wouldnt matter because you have made little-to-no impact on anyone besides the victims of ur senseless and faceless cowardly crimes. your parents dont even care for you they care about the cashola they get from the government for having to deal with your meaningless presence.
sure i like a good angry rant at the expense of others and i also like speaking like the world owes me a favour but it has no consequence on any of your lives, except giving u an insight into who i can be. Im not commiting crimes that not only are pointless but are also stupid and careless.If you are going to commit a crime do it right with some tact and some thoughtfulness you unwashed, under-educated, feebleminded delinquents.
go play on a busy road!
M
i know half of them are victims of circumstance and i should feel sorry for them but they dont even feel sorry for themselves. A good percent of them are just as mentally able as their social oppisite yet they feel the need to make other peoples lives hard for the pure fact of making them feel better that their life is fucked up. I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU. All you fuckers could disapear and it wouldnt matter because you have made little-to-no impact on anyone besides the victims of ur senseless and faceless cowardly crimes. your parents dont even care for you they care about the cashola they get from the government for having to deal with your meaningless presence.
sure i like a good angry rant at the expense of others and i also like speaking like the world owes me a favour but it has no consequence on any of your lives, except giving u an insight into who i can be. Im not commiting crimes that not only are pointless but are also stupid and careless.If you are going to commit a crime do it right with some tact and some thoughtfulness you unwashed, under-educated, feebleminded delinquents.
go play on a busy road!
M
2/9/08
Les Claypool,
There are few people that i find are gods among men, les of course, is one of these people. but then again looking at his feirce talent and abnormal personality he possibly might not be from this earth. Les and all his bands (primus, oysterhead, L.C and the frog brigade etc) have all been added to the infamous "things i DONT hate" list. there are few things on this list so i thought it would be easier, basically because i am untalented, procatinating, rotton to the core....farce of a human. anyway BOW DOWN TO LES BECAUSE YOU WEAK MORTALS ARE INFERIOR!
Dear Bitch
This person i live with is as stupid as she is aggrevating. She makes me want to throw large objects at her in hope it somehow crushes and kills her. It would almost be worth going to jail. It has gotten to the point of constant annoyingness where looking at her makes me want to yell profanity and belittling comments. i will from now on refer to her inparticular as THE bitch.
The bitch is a 5 foot 3 ball of pure frustrating habits and dialogue, she is the queen of abrasive and irrational behaviours. Her non-stop talking at the top of lungs in a pitch that would make a circular saw at 630am seem less grating, makes me feel like i want to take a rusty staple and hammer it through my foreskin onto a wild pig.
She also has an uncanny habit of sleep walking. she also asks questions in her sleep that dont make an ounce of sence..perhaps i should direct her off a close but highly raised cliff face. but i dont think id be able to handle the constant chatter.
It is completely possible that the bitch will make me go insane. let hope if i do, i go mental enough to be able to withstand the ultimate power of her displeasing and jarring nature.
yours impatiently
M
After more constant aggrevation i am compelled to continue this post. YOU FUCKING BITCH you sit so high up on your little pedistal, looking down on what you think to be dirty peasants only around for your empowerment as a PATHETIC HUMOUROUSLY STUPID INVALID.
you told me you dont want to help me... tell me you hate me it would make wanting to kill you so much more worth while. your rotted core is not worth all the hatred i will constantly hurl your way, i only hope that some of it embodies a hard fast moving object that you can step infront of ... ie a bus.
please blow your brains out... you pithy selfish fucking tard
The bitch is a 5 foot 3 ball of pure frustrating habits and dialogue, she is the queen of abrasive and irrational behaviours. Her non-stop talking at the top of lungs in a pitch that would make a circular saw at 630am seem less grating, makes me feel like i want to take a rusty staple and hammer it through my foreskin onto a wild pig.
She also has an uncanny habit of sleep walking. she also asks questions in her sleep that dont make an ounce of sence..perhaps i should direct her off a close but highly raised cliff face. but i dont think id be able to handle the constant chatter.
It is completely possible that the bitch will make me go insane. let hope if i do, i go mental enough to be able to withstand the ultimate power of her displeasing and jarring nature.
yours impatiently
M
After more constant aggrevation i am compelled to continue this post. YOU FUCKING BITCH you sit so high up on your little pedistal, looking down on what you think to be dirty peasants only around for your empowerment as a PATHETIC HUMOUROUSLY STUPID INVALID.
you told me you dont want to help me... tell me you hate me it would make wanting to kill you so much more worth while. your rotted core is not worth all the hatred i will constantly hurl your way, i only hope that some of it embodies a hard fast moving object that you can step infront of ... ie a bus.
please blow your brains out... you pithy selfish fucking tard
Letter to an Ex bad friend.
To Cocksucker.
Other than your mysterious ability to bare, what most people would call, attractive offspring i see no use for you. I dont know what you are for. It seems from years of trying to lick your own arsehole and enjoying the scent of your own farts you have obtained the correct amount of flexability to insert your entire head. In fact your ever increasingly repulsive head is that far up your own rectum, as unfortunate as it is for you, that you cannot even think rationally nor maintain the appropriate ethical and moral boundries that ordinary people uphold.
It seems as though i do not have the vocabulary or sharpness of tongue to express my hatred for you and your kind. I can only look at you in pity as you openly let life as you knew it fall through your hands. I cant wait to see your girlfriend (in the not so distant future), who also has a broad cocktail of mental disfuntions, leave you. clawing away like a wet kitten made moronic and dumb by your influence. And while i am on the subject of your beloved slut, i just want to make it abundantly clear that i am opposed to her in every facet of human life. She is quite possibly the most unattractive, unintelligent, uninsightful, dull excuse for a woman i have ever had the displeasure of meeting. To me she is the epitome of hideous and repellent women. although i find her more a valid person than i find you.
For the future i wish you everything you seem to be trying to achieve, like... a prosperous life of lonelyness and betrayal, relationships built on bad sex and desperateness, parents that think you are childish and unevolved and continued backstabbing and showing your true colours for everyone to see and decide to hate you almost a fraction as much as i do. that being said I also wish you disease, heartbreak, poverty and a slow painfull demise.
In conclusion maybe i can speak for all your former friends that you have stabbed in the back and made pity you for the way you have handled your maudlin, impotent and pathetic justification of a life, FUCK YOU!!!
please die quietly......maggot.
yours sincerely
M
Other than your mysterious ability to bare, what most people would call, attractive offspring i see no use for you. I dont know what you are for. It seems from years of trying to lick your own arsehole and enjoying the scent of your own farts you have obtained the correct amount of flexability to insert your entire head. In fact your ever increasingly repulsive head is that far up your own rectum, as unfortunate as it is for you, that you cannot even think rationally nor maintain the appropriate ethical and moral boundries that ordinary people uphold.
It seems as though i do not have the vocabulary or sharpness of tongue to express my hatred for you and your kind. I can only look at you in pity as you openly let life as you knew it fall through your hands. I cant wait to see your girlfriend (in the not so distant future), who also has a broad cocktail of mental disfuntions, leave you. clawing away like a wet kitten made moronic and dumb by your influence. And while i am on the subject of your beloved slut, i just want to make it abundantly clear that i am opposed to her in every facet of human life. She is quite possibly the most unattractive, unintelligent, uninsightful, dull excuse for a woman i have ever had the displeasure of meeting. To me she is the epitome of hideous and repellent women. although i find her more a valid person than i find you.
For the future i wish you everything you seem to be trying to achieve, like... a prosperous life of lonelyness and betrayal, relationships built on bad sex and desperateness, parents that think you are childish and unevolved and continued backstabbing and showing your true colours for everyone to see and decide to hate you almost a fraction as much as i do. that being said I also wish you disease, heartbreak, poverty and a slow painfull demise.
In conclusion maybe i can speak for all your former friends that you have stabbed in the back and made pity you for the way you have handled your maudlin, impotent and pathetic justification of a life, FUCK YOU!!!
please die quietly......maggot.
yours sincerely
M
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