Cockcheese: The doctor of ill-medicine and malpractice

Am I fucking invisible? I don't think I have been in contact with any unusual substance of late that would cause my skin to magically turn transparent. I'm certainly not mute either, how hard is it to acknowledge someone's existence when they are speaking to you? Am I not reaching the basic level of understanding I thought all humans had? REALISE that I am reaching out, REALISE that I don't want you to waste my time, REALISE that if ANY of your kind of people did their job correctly we would both be better off and for fuck sake LISTEN! I'm making your job easy for you, all you have to do is make simple connections as to what I am saying and what needs to be done.

The lack of competency you display as a doctor only re-enforces to me your lack of common people skills. Did they not teach you in Med school that communication is the key to doctor/patient relations? Asking the same question 3 different ways does not convey as sound communication skills, neither do mid sentence interruptions, inaudible mumbling and dead silence whilst you bumble through your disorganised desk and computer. I am truly shocked and amazed that you have held your qualifications or your job for so long. I would rather a doctor tell me that they are stumped than watch a broken down old inept cockjockey fumble around their surgery like a junkie looking for a doughnut.

Now I am not one of those wankers that watch programs they don't like on television and then complain about its content instead of simply changing the channel. If I don't like something I simply avoid it (rational thinking for most, impossible for some) for example talking on telephones, Chinese food and heroin are just some of the things I avoid avidly. SO that been said I will not return to your den of dismal medical know-how and will be taking my cash and problems elsewhere. You may be pleased, Dr Fuckstick, that you won't have to see me again, seeing as though my last words to you were far from pleasant. And I will continue to suffer.

M